Wednesday, September 09, 2009

A Note to Mainers

Congratulations on your new car horn!

Your car's horn is designed to get the attention of other drivers, as well as dogs, children, and other pests that are occasionally impediments to safe driving.

Your car's horn is not to be used indiscriminately at 5am in front of your friend's house because you're too lazy to get out of your car and knock on his door yourself.


Kim Ayres said...

I had to get my car horn fixed because my brakes stopped working...

Ba-dum tish!

Archivalist said...

Oy! This is where that two drink minimum really comes in handy.

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